The Gemhammer Tries to Ship on Time...
about 1 year ago
– Sat, Mar 15, 2025 at 10:13:08 AM
Oh boy, am I tired of writing updates like this one. In a stunning turn of events that should be of no surprise to anyone at this point. Everything that could have gone wrong in the last few months did in a rather spectacular fashion... Let's talk about it!
See... What Had Happened Was...
Unfortunately the last few months have been plagued with personal issue that got in the way of me updating properly. This includes finding out that my mom has cancer and her subsequent surgery, my own health issues, union related issues at my daytime job, and other equally exciting things that made one of my coworkers just stare at me blankly for a few moments and say "Bro... You have been through the wringer!" (yeah... thanks man...)
I apologize for not posting sooner. I absolutely should have still been updating, that's on me, but with everything going on it just got away from me. I don't really have an excuse, it just slipped away. When I had Gemhammer time it was devoted almost entirely to the "Ravage situation" (more on that in a moment). I haven't even updated social media or anything.
Now that it's March and we're supposed to be shipping soon where are we at? Certainly not where I want to be!
From Box to Brick
Early in the year I had to redesign the boxes for the cards due to a change in the die that the printer uses. This won't change how the boxes look to all of you, it just changed what the print files needed to be. Due to the significant layout differences, this meant I needed to rebuild them, I couldn't just rearrange the existing file to fit the new template. This was unfortunate, but it shouldn't have been too much of an issue.
However, while fixing the tuck box files I needed a png of one of the cards from the Deck of Dynamic Dungeons II. So I fired up Indesign to do a quick export and then the entire computer bricked...
And then continued to do so every time I restarted the machine...
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Joining the Well of All-Sparks
So remember back in October when I tried to do a card preview and for some reason my computer just wouldn't stop crashing and lagging while using streamlabs? (See Update 17: Preview Technical Delay) Well it turns out, that this was a sign of a much deeper issue with the computer and an mere preview of things to come. Ravage, my Macbook Pro, the mean machine that birthed all of Gemhammer's products for the last 7 years died. After many talks with Apple and Adobe support (because why not? Let's get them in on the action too) I'm still not completely sure if this was a software related issue or a hardware related issue. Ravage, like the good boy that he was, did not go down easy and failed in a spectacularly slow fashion that allowed me to save some files I had not backed up yet, including the new tuckboxes. But also slow enough that, in my hubris, left me thinking I could fix him...
...I was wrong!
Now all of my files for Gemhammer are backed up on hard drives and I had Time Machine active on a separate hard drive, so the files are safe. However, without another computer that could run the adobe suite, I was unable to access the files, let alone finish them. At least until I could buy a new computer and get things set back up.
Which brings me to today, where I am happy to report that Soundwave, my brand new Mac Studio, is up and running. The last backup of Ravage will soon live in a Device Label Ravage USB. I am finishing up on the tuckboxes and making some minor changes to the print files to prep for printing.
So Now What?
By tomorrow at the latest, I will be sending this off to the printer. I need to touch base with them and make sure of some timing to give specific dates, but based on similar orders I've done with this same company, it should take about 4-6 days to get production samples. It should then take around 10 days to complete production. I'm going to have a few cases of each deck expedited by air to ensure that your orders are able to be fulfilled as soon as possible. I'm thinking the end of next month or early may, provided the universe is done throwing me curveballs. (Conor... why must you tempt fate so...)
Sorry again for the radio silence. If you have any questions or need anything please let me know. I'll update again once I have specific times from the printer.
Thanks
-Conor